Six Things That Aren't True
1.) I have a tattoo of a split-tailed mermaid that sprawls across my lower belly & includes the inscription Here There Be Monsters.
2.) I secretly enjoy Cheetos.
3.) I am writing a graphic novel about a sentient female zombie with no mouth who can consume human brain chemicals from a distance of eighty feet via telekinesis. It's called The Neuron Thief.
4.) My natural hair color is green.
5.) I am willowy & stylish & possess unheard-of mathematical prowess. I have the power to stop a human heart with the flick of a delicate wrist & by speaking the word vibrato at precisely seven decibels.
6.) Everything I have written is false.
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