My stomach has developed this strange habit of waking up very angry and knotting itself up inside for hours & hours. It might be an ulcer. Or an alien fetus, because it's possible I really was abducted by aliens & just don't remember. I am drinking black tea with honey & hoping for the best.
Recap of last ten days:
Wasp in the house
Interdimensional travel to alternate universes
Buttered popcorn and Mexican Coke
Measuring Up and Marching Towards Spring
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