Saturday, February 13, 2010

Blog Post in Which I Give You Snippets of Conversations You Would Overhear at my House

"Those people at Monsanto make the Disney Corporation look like Quakers."

"If there's not a dead body in it, I'm not interested."

"Your shoveling skills have inspired me to fix the snowblower."

"I'm thinking of applying for a job as a Census taker. I hope I don't run into Hannibal Lecter."

"I know it's true. Jesse Ventura told me."

"It's like Oscar Wilde trying to carry on a conversation with Homer Simpson."

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