"Those people at Monsanto make the Disney Corporation look like Quakers."
"If there's not a dead body in it, I'm not interested."
"Your shoveling skills have inspired me to fix the snowblower."
"I'm thinking of applying for a job as a Census taker. I hope I don't run into Hannibal Lecter."
"I know it's true. Jesse Ventura told me."
"It's like Oscar Wilde trying to carry on a conversation with Homer Simpson."
notes & things | 3/17/18
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